Red Onions (close-up shot)

Some fresh Red Onions (close-up shot) on an wooden table

What tickles my fancy? Well, let’s ask each one of my three personalities and see who comes up with the best answer. I’m an Aries, a Dog, and a second-born. I live with order, bent on structure, mastering procrastination. I’m all over the seasons, painting from the palate of Autumn, resisting change. I love water; give me water, my friends, and I’ll be happy. With a splash of whiskey, even better. I love my niece and nephew and all of the beautiful children in my life, as if they were my own. At times, I am certain that they actually are. I love to talk as much as I love to listen, although that all depends on how much water there is with my whiskey.
I love my family. I love the countries and all of the homes that I have lived in, the bars that I have danced on, the streets that I have cycled – tits out an’ all. I love you, and Nina Simone.

I do not like Onions. Not on a plate, not with a mate. Not in a pie, not when I’m high. I do not like any kind of onion, I do not like them, Colleen-Bindi-Susie am I.